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| After her first long year of marriage, Eloise reluctantly finished her Steps to the Altar. She was now painfully aware that any woman looking for a husband had never had one. |
Janice began seriously working on her crazy quilt after filling her third prescription for prozac. |
Sherry’s eyes glazed over as she stood back and admired her Lone Star. She had such fond memories of twirling around the dance floor of that cowboy bar. |
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| As Mildred completed her miniature Double Wedding Ring, she thought of it as a tribute to Harry. She felt the quilt was in approximatelyn the same ratio as Harry’s penis to a full-sized one. |
Marion finally finished her Drunkard’s night before she shot Harold. He came home with liquor on his breath one too many times. |
Sharon found herself working obsessively on her fan quilt over the long summer as her hot flashes increased in their intensity. |
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